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Top 10 Funniest Movie Quotes of the 2000s

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Top 10 Funniest Movie Quote of the 2000s Subscribe http://goo.gl/Q2kKrD TIMESTAMPS BELOW! Prepare to laugh yourself silly. Welcome to WatchMojo.com, and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 funniest movie quotes of the 2000s. For this list, we’re taking a look at the most hilarious quotes from movies from the 2000s that have had the most staying power. 01:07 #10. If I Grew Up On a Farm… 02:03 #9. I Have Nipples, Greg 03:04 #8. I’m Hammered Drunk! 04:09 #7. Never Go Full Retard 05:21 #6. Unfunny Version of ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’ 06:22 #5. 60% of the Time It Works Every Time 07:32 #4. A Bag of Sand 08:49 #3, #2 and #1 ??? WatchMojo's Social Media Pages http://www.Facebook.com/WatchMojo http://www.Twitter.com/WatchMojo http://instagram.com/watchmojo Special thanks to our users drewbrown for submitting the idea using our interactive suggestion tool at http://www.watchmojo.com/suggest/Top+10++funniest+movie+quotes Get WatchMojo merchandise at http://watchmojo.com/store/ WatchMojo’s ten thousand videos on Top 10 lists, Origins, Biographies, Tips, How To’s, Reviews, Commentary and more on Pop Culture, Celebrity, Movies, Music, TV, Film, Video Games, Politics, News, Comics, Superheroes. Your trusted authority on ranking Pop Culture.
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Text Comments (973)
Rick Drunkan (11 hours ago)
"Don't touch it. Don't even look at it. I'll hit an old man in public."
James Clark (2 days ago)
All that vid told me is that the 2000's were a terrible decade for comedy.
macewenart (7 days ago)
Ok, so I respectfully disagree. Watch the airport scene from The Animal 2001, it carried the whole movie for me!
Funk O'Matic (1 month ago)
awwww...the 2000's...the golden time of Apatow/McKay gangs comedies...
MrJJuK (4 months ago)
No Boats N Hoes? #StepBrothers
KingCookie 30733 (4 months ago)
There are like 30 comedies that should have a part on here.
Michael D (4 months ago)
Did Paul Rudd's mother make this list?
Justy Gilberts (4 months ago)
"Never go full retard" is a phrase I want a shirt.
Gabriel Rooks (5 months ago)
Glad I miss Zoolander
artvandelay1967 (5 months ago)
'Milk was a bad choice!' Anchorman 'Its like too many people stuffed in a van'-= Superbad. the two best quotes , from two of the best comedies of all time.
Just Bleek (5 months ago)
No one quotes In Bruge
Paul (5 months ago)
Mojo has good ideas but ruin it by talking through it with that happy chitchat yankee schooltracher voice.
Lauren Warren (5 months ago)
Most quotable line from a tv show “that’s how you get ants”
The Amazing Gible (5 months ago)
Just play the clip. Don’t say the punchline and then play the clip.😒
theoparke (5 months ago)
"I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!"
1 2 (5 months ago)
Is it a coincidence that Paul Rudd is in like half these movies?
Austin Farmer (5 months ago)
Quit with the commentary and just show the quotes
don seymour (5 months ago)
Everyone knows its "If you don't chew Big Red, then F#@* You!"
Lowdninja (6 months ago)
Kirk Lazarus in tropic thunder had the best quotes! - i'm the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude" - Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary. - My farm? Here's my mothafuckin' farm! (Whips out guns..) I'm a lead farmer I love that movie! Haha
Presstige (6 months ago)
You chose the worst options.
Spartan-dx (6 months ago)
Wyatt damon
Walker Texas Ranger (6 months ago)
Paul Rudd...... the most quotable man on earth
TheAviator370 (6 months ago)
This is your worst video ever by far.
TheAviator370 (6 months ago)
Rule #1. If it requires nearly as much explanation as you guys put into each quote, it isn't funny.
mgineman (6 months ago)
"I don't want a large Farva. I want a God Damn liter of Cola!"
Annemarie Staudenmann (6 months ago)
"There's Something About Mary"
Annemarie Staudenmann (6 months ago)
Meh...
Dennis Peterson (6 months ago)
“I just wake up and piss greatness”
Conor Tierney (6 months ago)
Hourglass: Titanium blades, they cut through diamonds! Dragonfly: I'm not wearing any diamonds.
Chris Constance (6 months ago)
Super Troopers should have been on the list.
Adam Tomlinson (6 months ago)
"You will catch chlamydia... and die." c'mon!
Aaron Joseph (6 months ago)
WHERE THE FUCK IS NAPOLEON DYNAMITE
TVFlix (6 months ago)
They didn’t censor number 2
braydon clover (6 months ago)
Topical thunder we're suppose to be a unit suck my unit
Michael Traylor (6 months ago)
Every movie tied into the next, besides, 10 and 2.
timothy buktu (6 months ago)
Typical woman spoiling all the lines before theyre even said....fuck off
Ben Salmons (6 months ago)
"Who left the fridge open" tropic thunder
Morgan Tolliver (7 months ago)
Yeah too bad you gave context. So yeah, follow your own criteria.
Corey J (7 months ago)
This top 10 sucks ass. Everyone here could pick a better 10 for all those movies.
Vakuma2point0 (7 months ago)
im 5 mins in to this video when is something funny gonna happen?
Vakuma2point0 (7 months ago)
oh never. how the fuck you guys make a video about the funniest shit that isnt funny?
MrHEPBO3AH (7 months ago)
Is the narrator going to explain ever single one of these jokes BEFORE we get to hear them? Who the f scripted this episode???
AnnoyingMoose (7 months ago)
"Anchorman" was the most quotable movie EVER??? Hey, WatchMojo, have you ever heard of "Monty Python and The Holy Grail"?? All I can say to you now is that your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!!
Eimel Gilbert (7 months ago)
Why is Paul Rudd in most of these movies??
Zavier Gonzalez (7 months ago)
Dopest dope I ever smoked
Jack (7 months ago)
Ah there's nothing like watchmojo dissecting comedy to suck all the fun out of it
Callan Williams (7 months ago)
Nothing from Accepted?
OaksTheMeister (7 months ago)
Steve Carell, Will Ferrell, Jonah hill, Seth Rogan, Paul Rudd, John C. Rielly, Jason Bateman, Ryan Reynolds, Jason Sudeikis, and Zach Galifianakis
Cody Lauren (7 months ago)
...no Super Troopers...CHICKEN FUCKERS
James Haslegrave (7 months ago)
I would say, Ricky Bobby again, but when Bobby recommends Highlander to his rival: his response " Ricky Bobby, I watched the HIghlander movie. (beat) It was shit."
RealTimePogo (7 months ago)
Inconceivable!
Cough It Up (7 months ago)
Ray Romano is a funny ass standup, but his show was a fucking travesty. Sitting through 5 minutes was like pulling teeth.
Neal Roberts (7 months ago)
Ask me about my weiner lmfao
markus p. (7 months ago)
Nacho Libre "GIT DAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!" or "Chonco, I need to borrow sum SWATES" hahaha. Classic
Terry Hesticles (7 months ago)
WatchVIRTUESIGNAL.com.....also....#BERNARDSANDERSISAPIECEOFDOGSHIT
I AM DOCTORCAT (7 months ago)
Zooland is not funny
Neal Klein (7 months ago)
The first time I ever downvoted a Watchmojo video.
J Hupp (7 months ago)
Zoolander is not funny in the slightest
Soopergood (7 months ago)
Horrible list
Data Pty (7 months ago)
"oh look he's flying" - The other guys
stop crying over nothing (7 months ago)
what a disappointing list I could find a better quote on every movie you listed. how the hell did you land on that quote from anchor man, stop making YouTube videos
Gavin Reddig (7 months ago)
You got the movies right but you got the quotes wrong
Dee Day (7 months ago)
Yo why u always tellin me to go fuck a goat man?!?!
Dee Day (7 months ago)
Actin like u some one man gps. We lost. We super fuckin lost man!!!
Dee Day (7 months ago)
Any tips? Any tips u got? GIMME ME THAT GOTDAMN MAP!!
Dee Day (7 months ago)
This is CLICKBAIT!!! The whole top 10 should be from Tropic Thunder
Darryl Jackson (7 months ago)
#5 was first used in The Drew Carey Show. I call plagiarism! You bastards!
Wyatt Brownell (7 months ago)
“Why don’t you go and F*** YOUR OWN FACE!!!”
Wyatt Brownell (7 months ago)
You shoulda just put the entirety of Talladega Nights
Jerrod P (7 months ago)
You missed #1. #7 RDJ is the best. I don't think #1 should even be on the list, it isn't even the funniest line in Zoolander.
Jack Twomey (7 months ago)
Superbad should make up half of these
SSJ2 Seiku (7 months ago)
No dodgeball quotes, really???
Matthew Ward (7 months ago)
Superbad - “funny thing about my back is it’s located on my cock”
Star Wars HD (7 months ago)
I dont understand why you literally have to say the quotes if you're just going to show the scene..
oldedude51 (7 months ago)
Every time I watch "WatchMojo", I come away thinking how incredibly stupid and lame it is, what lousy selections they make and how irritating the perky voiced bitch doin' the narration is. Oh, and I also vow to never watch a dumbass "WatchMojo" video again - and yet every time I get on "YouTube" I'll end up watching some piece of "WatchMojo" dreck and hating myself all over again. Can someone please just block their channel? Kick 'em off the site? Anything? They suck so badly. I swear this was the LAST time for this crap. Really.
Riding The Midwest (7 months ago)
Please shut the fuck up and just let the clips play
MLB Moonshots (7 months ago)
Who else thinks it’s cringe when they try to explain why the quote is funny
Trevor Donegan (7 months ago)
“SHUT UP CHIP OR I’LL GO APESHIT ON YOUR ASS!” “CHIP IM ALL JACKED UP ON MOUNTAIN DEW!”
Junior Mynos (7 months ago)
It's clear someone has a thing for Paul Rudd
Sanmir1234 (7 months ago)
I'm gonna make you eat a plate of human shit - The Other Guys
toourpad (7 months ago)
yous talk like no one has seen these movies
Brad Paul (7 months ago)
big lebowski should be on this list in my opinion
James Kell (7 months ago)
Loud noises?
Tyler Kelling (7 months ago)
Paul Rudd is in a lot of these
AMilano20 (7 months ago)
y'all butchered this list
Arc 77 (7 months ago)
Nothing from stepbrothers? What about “I’m going upstairs. I’m gonna put my nut sack on your drum set! Ok?” God I love stepbrothers
psnglck20 (7 months ago)
These aren’t that funny they’re mostly the most known
Rolf Meyer (7 months ago)
@0:56 Robert Downey Jr literally about to break character hahaha
These quotes are not remarkable, just like many comedy quotes. From millions pnly few go deep into brain and stay in subconsciousness. And these ones are just make you smile from time to time
Macho Bandmann (7 months ago)
Worst list ever
Josh Adams (7 months ago)
Yalls lists suck, All of them I have seen
irving greaves (7 months ago)
60% of the time
Darkrift666 (7 months ago)
Team America's is gary doing the signal
Escape Room Leander (7 months ago)
"Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island!" "I like your hair." "It's called Jew." "Did you hear she got a breast reduction?" "That's like slapping God in the face!"
William Anderton (7 months ago)
Ain't nothing in any of these movies even the honorable mention movies that was even funny they're all fucking stupid especially anything that's got Will Ferrell or Ben Stiller in it
William Anderton (7 months ago)
I like to thank of Jesus as the son of god
William Anderton (7 months ago)
Sam Jackson bitching about motherfucking Snakes on a motherfucking Plane and Robert Downey jr. Dressing up as a black guy and nothing Ron Burgundy said through the whole movie is not funny
Philip Dahal (7 months ago)
And Robert Downey Jr. really got an oscar because of that movie
Evandro Costa (7 months ago)
I dont like comedies but Tropic Thunder is a MASTERPIECE, RDJ best acting EVER!!!!
EdCourney (8 months ago)
Might be a decent compilation without the annoying twat literally saying exactly what the clips are saying. Shut it. No one wants to hear you.
peredebeeste (8 months ago)
Exept for zoolander,not really funny! Give me Juno,i'm the cautianary whale,you're pants look aspecially golden today....

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