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It's not even funny
 
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Explanation of the idiom "It's not even funny". A huge amount of spoken and written English is made up of idioms, slang, and expressions. Not knowing these will make English impossible to understand. Most native speakers of English do not even realize they are using idioms when they speak. They do not know how to simplify their English in order to be understood. So it is the situation that a learner that has been studying for years, with a high score on the TOEIC, or TOEFL can get totally lost listening to two native speakers converse. This channel was designed to address that problem. The brand of English that I speak is a very neutral American accent. Many people around the world have told me that my English is easy to understand. I think if you can adjust to hearing my English, you can understand most Hollywood movies. I strongly recommend that you play my videos and listen to them in a relaxed way while doing housework, or lying. Just let it come into your ears while you are thinking about other stuff. When I was a child, I did not have to figure out English. People spoke around me, and I just learned it. Also, remember that it takes a looong time, so you need to look at it long term. If you have been studying for 5 years, that is commendable, but if you think about it, it is not much time to learn a language. A five year old native child doesn't have a very big vocabulary and cannot really speak very well, and a 10 year old, cannot read, or write very well, even though they are a prime age to learn. So, give it time. Also, I want to talk about shadowing. To listen, and repeat what you hear in my videos, or other videos will be extremely useful in creating the mind-muscle connection in forming your mouth around the words. This channel is primarily for ESL and EFL students who want to learn idioms. I will teach primarily American English idioms, as these are the ones I know. I will do it in a conversational way as if we are having an English lesson face-to-face. I intentionally do not have noisy intros or outros to my videos because I think one of the best ways to learn a language is when you are not really paying close attention. I think if you take my playlists and loop them while you are sleeping, at a low volume, you will program your brain to hear natural English. This is better than a CD because I am just talking to you, as if I were talking to a friend. I am not performing, or changing my English, so you can get used to hearing standard American English as it is spoken among native speakers. Ok, I simplify it a little, in that I am not using as many idioms in a row, as I would if I were just chatting with a native speaker, but that is just so you won't be overwhelmed. "Englische Idiome" "Englisches Hoerverstehen" "Englische Redewendungen" "Englische Aussprache" Bedeutung "Englisch lernen" "Angreji Padhe" "Angreji Muhaware" Arth "Angreji Suniye" "Angreji Kahawat" "Angreji Uccharan" "английские пословицы" "учить английски" "Восприятие английского на слух" Значение "Английские идиомы" "Изучать английский" เรียนภาษาอังกฤษ สำนวนภาษาอังกฤษ การฟังภาษาอังกฤษ ภาษิตภาษาอังกฤษ การออกเสียงภาษาอังกฤษ 英語 イディオム 英会話 諺 名言,expresiones en inglés,idiomi inglesi,des expressions anglaises,idiom bahasa Inggris,thành ngữ tiếng anh,engelskt idiom,英语习语,англи хэл Idioms,englanti sanontojen,ingilizce deyimler,angol kifejezések,영어 숙어,engels idioom,englanti sanontojen,anglické idiomy,engelske idiomer,английски идиоми,hadal sarbeebeed oo Ingiriisi,idiomuri engleza,Whether you want to learn American English with JenniferESL, speak English with Mister Duncan, Bilingirl Chika (バイリンガール英会話), EnglishLessons4U, bbclearningenglish,Learn English with Let's Talk,Learn English with Emma,English Lessons with Adam,Learn English 360, Rebecca, Jade, James, Steve Ford, Gill, Papa, Valen, the British Council, Lingling, Joan, Pod English, Voice of America, Anglo-Link,Rachel,EnglishLessons4U,Let’s Talk,ESL and Popular Culture, or Idioms Explained, 劇団ひとり英語力,英語歌,英語歌,英語會話,英語口語訓練, 英語歌, ニュース聞く 英語習う, 忘れる 英語, アメリカ留学, as long as you keep studying. That is the important thing. If you want to learn English speaking, English pronunciation, English listening, English grammar, English pronunciation, study abroad in the USA, study abroad in Canada, TOEIC, TOEFL, Eiken, Business English, English for specific purposes, マック注文 英語, order at Mcdonald's in English, アメリカ留学, マクドナルド アメリカ, マクドナルド 英語, 英検, 英検3級 リスニング , English for academic purposes, then this channel will help you.
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This is so stupid.. It is not even funny
 
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Get involved ! A GROUP OF BEST FRIENDS ALWAYS HAVING FUN!!! Insta: @fofosquad @jakub__w @bennooo_01 @dan4ik2099 @hctits14 @g_vargaz
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NEW ZEALAND SLANG: 110 Words in 5 minutes! Speak like a kiwi (w/ SUBTITLES) 🇳🇿🇳🇿
 
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PART TWO HERE: https://youtu.be/zGWiNAgEbHs The ultimate guide to speaking kiwi! In this video I speed through 110 New Zealand slang words in just 5 minutes so that you can speak like a real kiwi (New Zealander)! Video is subtitled in English in case my New Zealand accent makes things a little tricky to follow! If you would like another kiwi slang video or for me to show you some funny kiwi phrases or classic New Zealand sayings, please let me know by commenting below! To go further, a great NZ English dictionary can be found here: http://amzn.to/2yT30F1 ALL 110+ KIWI WORDS MENTIONED IN THE VIDEO: Crack-up = funny Kiwi = New Zealanders (Also a native bird) Sweet As / mint / primo = Cool or Awesome No Worries / All good = It's OK / Not a Problem She'll be Right = It’ll be fine Jandals = Flip Flops / Thongs Thong = G-String underwear Tomato Sauce / T-sauce = Ketchup Yeah, nah = No, thank you Nah, yeah = Yes Yeah, nah, yeah = Also yes Cuz / bro / cuzzy bro = friend / mate Knackered / Rooted / Stuffed / buggered = Exhausted Long Drop = Small outhouse over a pit, with no flushing mechanism Jumper = Pull Over / Fleece / Sweater Hori = trashy Rank = disgusting Skux / Skux deluxe = Young male who dresses well to attract the ladies Cool bro = really cool Cool story bro = Not a cool story GC = Good c-u-n-t Stubbies = Beer cans or short-shorts for men Dairy = Corner Store Chur / chur bro = cheers / thank you Piss = alcohol Take the piss = tease / mock OTP = on the piss = getting drunk Piss head = someone who like the drink Piece of piss = easy Piss up = opportunity to drink Wop-Wops = Middle of nowhere Tu Meke = Awesome, good job Waka = Maori word for boat/canoe Land waka = bus Loose unit = someone that doesn’t know what they’re doing Not Even = Not true / doubt it Ow = gives the phrase more emphasis like not even ow Gawk = stare Gumboots = waterproof boots Red Bands = iconic gumboots made in NZ Heaps = Lots Bogan = unsophisticated person Westie = Bogan from West Auckland JAFA = just another F’n Aucklander Squiz = Take a look - "Here let me have a squiz". Hard out / Hard = I totally agree! 'P’ = Methamphetamine/Ice aka NZ hard drug of choice Dear / pricey = expensive Pretty = good looking / quite Munted = Broken / Not Working / Damaged Munter = Dumb person Suss = To investigate, short for suspect - "I need to suss it out first" or "he does look a bit suss" Chocka / Chocka block = Full or overflowing "the bus is chocka block today!" Bach (pronounced BATCH) = A holiday home. Crib = Those in the South Island refer to a Bach as a Crib Togs = Swimsuit Eh? = What? Pardon? Eh = Don’t you think? FOBs = Fresh of the boat (immigrants, also used by Pacific islanders) Ware Whare = The Wharehouse department store chain Chilly bin = eskie/cool insulated bin Scull = drink without stopping Hard case = Funny/witty person A feed = a meal Angus = someone who has anger issues Hungus = someone who is always hungry Faaaa = far out As = Really (emphasizes previous adjective): Cool as, cheap as, hungry as Shot = well done / thank you Honest to G = I swear Gizza = Give me Geez = have a look Sad guy = uncool / mean person Stink = not very nice Stink fulla = Not very nice person Floaties = pieces of food floating in your drink Pack a sad = sulk Mean as / choice = awesome! Straight up = telling the truth Hiding = beating “wanna hiding bro?” Ratshit = sucks Dole = unemployment benefit Undies = underwear Grundies = dirty undies Lolly = sweet / candy Kumara = sweet potato Capsicum = bell pepper Op shops = second-hand stores (opportunity shops) Bum bag = fanny pack Tiki tour = look around Carked it = broke / died Pakeha = fair skinned / European Tramping = hiking Judder bar = speed bump Ute – small pickup truck Chunder = vomit Shame = how embarrassing Dag = funny person Scab = scrounging, asking for food or money. Sesh = smoking marijuana Smoko = tea break Wag = be a truant Pottle = punnet Rej = reject / loser Ranga = someone with ginger hair Egg = dickhead Boy-racer = young hoon driving around in a souped up car, often found in P. North Chuddy = chewing gum Cruddy = run down Are you a Not Even French super fan? Become a patron to help me take Not Even French to the next level: https://www.patreon.com/notevenfrench ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you are interested in New Zealand culture, French culture, life in Paris, or tales from a New Zealander (kiwi) living a long way from home, please ❤SUBSCRIBE❤ for new videos released each WEDNESDAY! ✌✌ ▼ ▽ FOLLOW ME 📱Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/NotEvenFrenchThough 📷Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/_notevenfrench/ 📱Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/add/rosiekitten
Views: 177287 Not Even French
The Rap Battle (PARODY) (ORIGINAL)
 
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instagram: haydnrussell The Rap Battle PARODY Original from: MrDESHAWN RAW Share this out! SupaHotFire vs B-Bone Twitter: @haydnrussell No copyright infringement intended. ORIGINAL VERSION THE RAP BATTLE PARODY THE RAP BATTLE PARODY THE RAP BATTLE PARODY THE RAP BATTLE PARODY THE RAP BATTLE PARODY THE RAP BATTLE PARODY The Rap Battle Parody - Comedy - Parody - Supa Hot Fire - Funny - Rap - Meme - Screaming - Park - Rap Battle - Prank - Goes Wrong - Wrong Number - Sike - Vine - Reddit - Original - 8 Mile - Ali G - Epic Rap Battle
Views: 31391234 Haydn Russell
World's Funniest Engineering Fails
 
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Who approved these blue prints? These are 57 of the world's funniest & most EXTREME building & engineering fails ever! Subscribe to Talltanic http://goo.gl/wgfvrr 50. At the corner of Auschwitz lane and holocaust road. How did no one see this in the blueprints? 49. In the event of an emergency, grab a crowbar or a torch and weld the bars off from around this hydrant. Good luck, you’re going to need it. 48. Duck! These stairs are for the vertically challenged individuals only. 47. We can stay at the second Best Western just to see what the inside of the room. Staying in the corner room non-smoking and by the hallway. 46. Your new office is right this way! 45. These condos come equipped with a workout facility, pool, and every unit comes with a balcony. 44. New improved ATM they are child proof and have the latest technology to keep your money secure. You cannot even see the numbers to punch in your own pin. 43. Child’s ATM, Is there no middle ground? It’s a small world after all. 42. Window access to the stairs. 41. The landscaping is through the roof in this home. 40. The landscaping is off the wall in this one. 39. It is a good thing they stopped there someone could have gotten hurt with no railing on the stairs. 38. Bridge by IKEA. Let’s make sure we read the instructions correctly. I’ll meet you halfway. 37. The menswear is up the stairs. 36. Is this what they mean when they say they have a half-flush toilet? 35. It’s the most fun you’ll never have again. I suppose every playground has a tunnel built on the ground by children leading to China. 34. They must feel walled inside. Think they could try and leave the window open? 33. There is plenty of room to build additional stairs. Seems up to code. 32. Looks about right parking should not be an issue living here. 31. A metaphor for life? Or Dr. Kevorkian kitchen? 30. Introducing the most exclusive club in town. Where’s the doorman? 29. Every employee must be sure to wash their hands five times before returning to work. 28. Stairs are coming soon. I may be able to reach this one. 27. Thank goodness for that handrail it’s the stairway to platform 9 ¾. 26. It is a handi-trap. 25. Don’t hit the wrong switch I suppose the projector needs to cool down. 24. Economy seats still cost $300 on StubHub. 23. Is this a team-building exercise? 22. You have arrived at your destination; please exit to the left. Is this the airport? 21. Stairs are for wussies! These stairs are even handi-capable. 20. Even the trees do not want to be here. 19. These stairs are spiraling out of control. 18. That is not how it is supposed to work. 17. Do we forget what that symbol means? Apparently you need to bring your own ramp. 16. Nice save, looks right, at least, someone is trying to keep up with the time. 15. Almost as bad as going into the stall and realizing after you go there is not toilet paper. Go ahead reach for it! 14. Narnia’s exit door. This secret room is a truly a secret. 13. Not the most comfortable seat around, but hey there is a beautiful ocean view. 12. Yes, seriously just build the stairs six feet to the left. Someone evidently followed instructions. 11. Ring your little bell now, Mr. Cyclist and see what happens. This appears to be an excellent place to put a large pole on the cement path. 10. It’s not stupid if it works, but how are you supposed to shut the door when you get in there stand on the toilet? 9. How’s that meant to work? Just open the door and jump after climbing over the railing. 8. This belongs in a skate park or a playground to be a slide, very x-treme. 7. Suck it in, guys or you will never get out this way. 6. Our bathrooms boast an intimate and friendly setting to help you relax while you use the bathroom. 5. Even more intimate and friendly. 4. The sidewalk is closed you need to make your own pathway. 3. World’s largest pay phone. Wonder what kind of money it takes? Pay phones still exist? Hang on. 2. I’m not a contractor, but I am reasonably sure that building is supposed to be in the middle of the highway. Detour! 1. All Employees must wash fingers only before returning to work. How did these ever make it past the blueprint stage? Someone needs to get fired! Which one of these building blenders made you face palm? Leave a comment below! Dont forget to subscribe for more fun videos like this. Thanks for watching!
Views: 42726361 Talltanic
THATS NOT EVEN FUNNY (JACOB STEGOSAURUS?!)
 
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THANKS FOR WATCHING INTRO SONG- MOE SHOP: LOOK SO GOOD
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Substitute Teacher - Key & Peele
 
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While taking attendance, inner-city substitute teacher Mr. Garvey has trouble adjusting to a classroom full of middle-class white students. About Key & Peele: Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from "Gremlins 2" to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama's Anger Translator. Subscribe to Comedy Central: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUsN5ZwHx2kILm84-jPDeXw?sub_confirmation=1 Watch more Comedy Central: https://www.youtube.com/comedycentral Follow Key & Peele: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/KeyAndPeele/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/keyandpeele Watch full episodes of Key & Peele: http://www.cc.com/shows/key-and-peele Follow Comedy Central: Twitter: https://twitter.com/ComedyCentral Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ComedyCentral/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/comedycentral/
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HOW TO SWEAR IN FRENCH Feat. Paul Taylor | Our Favourite French Swear Words
 
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Comedian Paul Taylor and I team up to bring you the filthiest French swear words of them all! Follow the swear-o-meter from the more polite ways to 'swear' in French all the way up to the most hardcore French cuss words you could ever imagine! ☟☟ STALK PAUL HERE ☟☟ * Paul Taylor Comedy Website: https://paultaylorcomedy.com/ * Instagram: ptcomedy * What the Fuck France / What's Up France: https://bit.ly/1TnhSSp The song that played in the intro - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGow_D7rEMI ********************************************************************* SUBSCRIBE & FIND ME BELOW FOR MORE FUN TIMES ✌ 📷See more of my daily life on Instagram: _notevenfrench 🐸JOIN THE FRANCOPHILES on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2HAC3uG 💎SHOP NOW at Francophile Designs: https://rdbl.co/2qxn6Ce ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you're watching this video on How to swear in French, chances are you either want to speak French like a native, learn some kickass foreign curse words or simply have a laugh. Well, you're in the right place. Not one minute longer shall you Google 'how to say fuck in french', 'how to say shit in french' or 'how to pronounce French swear words': you've got all the best and most frequently used French swear words with audio right here! So make sure you have no kids around and buckle up for some funny French swearing! What are your favourite French curse words? Or swear words in your own language? Let us know down in the comments below, we will be reading them and laughing along with you! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- VIDEO NOTES ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FREE STUFF AirBnB travel credit (25€ or equivalent): http://bit.ly/2yTkCAH LIFE IN FRANCE BOOKS * Best French Grammar book that I've found: http://amzn.to/2g511py * Best on French parenting, Bringing up bébé: http://amzn.to/2xORnz1 * Best on multicultural workplaces: http://amzn.to/2fEU9hQ * Favourite fiction read, Almost French: http://amzn.to/2xOdbKZ MY CAMERA: https://amzn.to/2H0m3oF MY DRONE: https://amzn.to/2rhIzP6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ You can join me, Rosie, for even more adventures on Not Even French! If you are interested in French culture, life in Paris, or tales from a New Zealander (kiwi) living a long way from home, please ❤SUBSCRIBE❤ for new videos released each WEDNESDAY! ✌✌ -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Views: 385142 Not Even French
Try Not To Laugh Challenge  #15
 
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Try Not To Laugh as best you can but these videos are funnier than ever! CLICK HERE TO SPONSOR ► https://www.youtube.com/markiplier/sponsor Subscribe Today! ► http://bit.ly/Markiplier Check Out My WEBSITE!! ► https://markiplier.com/ Awesome Games Playlist ► https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3tRBEVW0hiDAf0LeFLFH8S83JWBjvtqE Scary Games Playlist ► https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3tRBEVW0hiBSFOFhTC5wt75P2BES0rAo Follow my Instagram ► http://instagram.com/markipliergram Follow me on Twitter ► https://twitter.com/markiplier Like me on Facebook ► https://www.facebook.com/markiplier Join us on Reddit! ► https://www.reddit.com/r/Markiplier/ Horror Outro ► https://soundcloud.com/shurkofficial/haunted Happy Outro ► https://soundcloud.com/hielia/minimusicman-crazy-la-paint
Views: 21979222 Markiplier
FRENCH IDIOMS IN ENGLISH | Hilarious French Expressions translated literally into English
 
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Join Aurélie and I as we laugh about French idioms translated into English! These French expressions and idioms with their english meaning are sure to make you laugh! FIND AURELIE HERE: Aurélie's website (online French lessons): http://parisoclock.com/ Aurélie's blog: http://lapetitevalisedaurelie.com/en/ OUR OTHER VIDEOS TOGETHER: SOUND MORE FRENCH: How to Sound More Natural in French | French Slang, Verlan & More: https://youtu.be/iCvW6J7roXw I CAN'T SAY IT!! Most Difficult French Words to Pronounce (especially for English Speakers)! https://youtu.be/gnp0DSBaYNY LEARN FRENCH FAST: How to Become Fluent in French - Follow My Action Plan! https://youtu.be/ZlzfyqtERvs Are you on track to learn french common idioms and expressions? Let us know about your favourite French sayings below! ⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯ WANNA JOIN THE FUN? ❤️ Subscribe to the tribe: https://bit.ly/2y7FCXq 📷See my daily life on Instagram: https://bit.ly/2B42NUD 💎SHOP at Francophile Designs: https://rdbl.co/2qxn6Ce ⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯ 📌 VIDEO NOTES 📌 ⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯ FREE STUFF 🎁 25€ AirBnB travel credit: http://bit.ly/2yTkCAH MY FAVOURITES 💖 * Best books to learn French: https://amzn.to/2EC3KWa * Favourite reads on French life/culture: https://amzn.to/2EAiiFw * Youtube gear (camera set up, drone...): https://amzn.to/2P6i4u7 * Travel essentials: https://amzn.to/2OBl6qN ⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯ You can join me, Rosie, for even more adventures on Not Even French! If you are interested in French culture, life in Paris, or tales from a New Zealander (kiwi) living a long way from home, please ❤SUBSCRIBE❤ for new videos released each WEDNESDAY! ✌✌ ⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯ Tags: French idioms in English, French expressions for beginners, french expressions and idioms expressions, french expressions in english, French idiomatic expressions, idiomatic French
Views: 20200 Not Even French
"You're Not Even That Funny!" (a totally not late Valentine's Day video) || [TERRIBLE JOKES #4]
 
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► N-No! I'm not late for Valentine's Day! I'm...umm...yeah! I'm early for Valentine's Day 2019!!! I seriously dunno what to make of this video, but it's a testament to my stubbornness since I recorded, assembled and put it all together in like a night, so yeahh. Oh yeah, new-ish intro sequence. Gonna keep it like that for now. Surprise to itsHEROtime and Skarpantre, I borrowed some audio files from other collab projects that I've either completed or will complete, just because I felt the scene needed it. If there's one thing I'm proud of, it's my ability as a musician and a sound designer to mess with my voice and background noise in weird and fun ways. Shame I couldn't re-use the waffle animation from my collab with Hero. I really love how those few frames turned out. Maybe for another joke video. -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ //LINKS// ► Skarpantre YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/SkarpantreOfficial ► Skarpantre Twitter: https://twitter.com/skarpantre ► itsHEROtime YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa8_IsRo9o1y6sJLimgy5Gw ► itsHEROtime Twitter: https://twitter.com/herotimehimself ► My collab with HERO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMCdtp3ezQc -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ ► [Facial Expression Reference #1]: http://bit.ly/2whhj6V ► [Facial Expression Reference #2]: http://bit.ly/2x3vo93 ► [Facial Expression Reference #3]: http://bit.ly/2x3FZ3N -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ ► Donate to me on Patreon, please. You get free stuff and behind the scenes action: https://www.patreon.com/spywi -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ ////Where to find me//// ► (ITUNES) https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/spywi/id1141797000 ► (GOOGLE PLAY) https://play.google.com/store/music/artist/Spywi?id=Ap3oa43avm7cikrcm7coauwajle ► FOR BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] ► Subscribe to my music channel, please: https://www.youtube.com/c/spywi ► Subscribe to my reaction channel please: https://www.youtube.com/c/spywireactgames ► Subscribe to my animation/ramble channel please: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPwB09DF7a040A4YRkHoERw ► My (OLD) SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/spywi ► Tweet me: @spywi OR @spywimindpalace ► Tumblr: spywi.tumblr.com -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Thanks for watching! ~Andrew
YouTube Rewind 2018 but it's actually good
 
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YouTube Rewind 2018. Celebrating the actual videos, people, music and moments that defined 2018. #YouTubeRewind SUBSCRIBE TO: FlyingKitty: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYQT13AtrJC0gsM1far_zJg Grandayy: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa6TeYZ2DlueFRne5DyAnyg Dolan Dark: https://www.youtube.com/user/BlackIceShredder Partyinbackyard: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIaIVpEocfuQ9fhBT1rsKrQ ____________________________________________ Extra credits: Ali A's intro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u86pVtqn_kk Hit or miss: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w-C0-zVaW8 Megalovania: https://tobyfox.bandcamp.com/album/undertale-soundtrack Crab rave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM
Views: 60687887 PewDiePie
vines i quote on the daily
 
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i know its a bit late since vine died many moons ago but this upload is honestly for my own enjoyment :) subscribe?
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KYLE - iSpy feat. Lil Yachty [Official Music Video]
 
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Debut album 'Light of Mine' out now: http://kyle.lnk.to/LightofMineID Directed by Colin Tilley Prod. by Ayo: https://soundcloud.com/ayoayo Add'tl prod. by LegeKale: https://soundcloud.com/legekale Follow SuperDuperKyle: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/superduperkylemusic Twitter: https://twitter.com/superduperkyle Instagram: https://instagram.com/superduperkyle Website: http://superduperkyle.com Follow the SuperDuperCrew: https://twitter.com/SuperDuperCrew https://instagram.com/superdupercrew https://www.youtube.com/user/SuperDuperCrewTV KYLE - iSpy feat. Lil Yachty
Views: 320429765 SuperDuperKyle
3 Jokes That Make People Instantly Like You
 
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Ellen Degeneres' Tips To Making People Instantly Like You Discover The 4 Emotions You Need To Make a Killer First Impression: http://bit.ly/2nWBHVU We all want people to like us. And Ellen Degeneres seems to have that down to a science. Ellen Degeneres is one of the most likable hosts on TV. And it’s largely due to the types of jokes that she makes. Almost all hosts are funny, but Ellen’s style of comedy has a way of instantly endearing her guests to her. Today we are going to talk about the most common types of jokes that Ellen makes, how you can use them to get people to immediately like you, and some habits that you can work on to just generally be funnier throughout your day. 1:10 - The kind of jokes that make people sad, ones that Ellen rarely makes 2:08 - Self-deprecating jokes make people feel comfortable around Ellen 3:10 - Poking fun at subjects that people are not insecure about allows Ellen to crack jokes without upsetting people 5:20 - Making ego boosting jokes that make other people feel good, makes Ellen someone that people want to spend more time with 5:59 - Ellen can also joke around and just simply be silly Subscribe to Charisma On Command’s YouTube Account: http://bit.ly/COC-Subscribe Connect With Us: Website: http://www.charismaoncommand.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/charismaoncommand Periscope: https://www.periscope.tv/charismaon Video Editor, Andre: http://www.goandre.com Or if you want to see my personal stuff (my regular life + me playing music): Instagram: @CharlieHoupert Periscope: @CharlieHoupert Snapchat: @charliehoupert
Views: 7232842 Charisma on Command
HILARIOUS Hidden Messages in Backwards Songs!
 
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We’ve seen many hidden meanings in backwards songs. But these ones are just downright HILARIOUS! Still, we shall test their validity! SUBSCRIBE for more vids like this - https://www.youtube.com/user/SteveTerreberry?sub_confirmation=1 Best of STEVIE T Playlist - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1ZQmn_Lr4OBVj021UyfcBSBYkn3Ck2Ju Other Stevie T linkages: Patreon - http://www.patreon.com/SteveTerreberry Stevie T MERCH - https://goo.gl/hYdA2K Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/steventerreberry/ Spotify - https://goo.gl/jZ0STa iTunes - https://goo.gl/Ky70iC Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/steveterreberry
Views: 5177101 SteveTerreberry
Im sorry but that wasnt even funny.
 
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Give up please. your not funny kid.
Views: 147 Alex Farah
Friends - Joey doesn't share food
 
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Friends Season 10 Episode 9 "The One with the Birth Mother" If You Want To Support This Channel: https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=S7BFCAL48CWAG Bitcoin: 1AoXKg3d7QdUD7V6zxPfSBfn4YhNpCcnZq Thanks for watching.
Views: 7738077 Favorite Videos
PINK GUY - STFU
 
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dedicated to everyone i know. leave me alone. co-prod. @ryan_jacob NEW SHIRTS: http://filthytokyo.com/ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/FilthyFrank FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/TheFilthyFrank SHIRTS: http://filthyfrank.spreadshirt.com/ INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/papafranku MUSIC: http://pinkguy.bandcamp.com/ MUSIC: https://soundcloud.com/pinkomega
Views: 53247565 TVFilthyFrank
Best of 'Let Me Holla' | Most Iconic, & Wildest Pick-Up Lines Ever 😂 | Wild 'N Out
 
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Wild ‘N Out cast shows you how to step up your game with some of the most hilarious and iconic pick-up lines! 😂 #LetMeHolla #MTV #WildNOut Subscribe to stay updated on the newest content! http://goo.gl/YuLQAo More from Wild 'N Out! Official Wild 'N Out Website: http://www.mtv.com/shows/nick-cannon-presents-wild-n-out Wild 'N Out Twitter: https://twitter.com/wildnout Wild 'N Out Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mtvwildnout/ Wild 'N Out Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/nickcannonwildnout/ Nick Cannon Presents: Wild 'N Out delivers lightning-fast improv and head-to-head battles, helmed by the master of ceremonies, Nick Cannon. The stakes are high as teams face off in a series of visceral, hip-hop-edged comedy showdowns, all culminating in a rap battle for the championship belt.
Views: 27297229 Wild 'N Out
Ellen Teaches Sofia Vergara an English Word of the Day
 
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Ellen taught the always hilarious Sofía Vergara an English Word of the Day, and Sofía dished on her second wedding anniversary plans with husband Joe Manganiello.
Views: 9759180 TheEllenShow
Hopsin - No Words
 
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Download No Words: http://apple.co/2dQAnz6 Get tickets to see Hopsin on tour: http://myfunkvolume.com/tour FOLLOW YA BOY ON INSTAGRAM @HASHBROWNBOI Hopsin http://twitter.com/hopsin http://instagram.com/hopsinson http://facebook.com/hellohopsin Directed By @George_Orozco DP @justinJonesDP Producer Don Cunana Funk Volume http://myfunkvolume.com
Views: 20848432 Hopsintv
Do You Even Lift Bro? (TRY NOT TO LAUGH)
 
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Watch this 3D animated real-life video and try not to laugh. Not even smile. Don't even breath. Enjoy MY ANIMATION APP (Jerky Motion) ► iOS https://goo.gl/PXGzNM ► Android https://goo.gl/ADTZQi NEED CAFFEINE ☕️ https://www.buymeacoffee.com/andyfront MY TWITTER https://twitter.com/andyfront21 Also famous for ' going to the gym be like ' on Facebook and others. MUSIC South Town - Riot Silent Partner - Diskotek My name is Andy and this is a CGI and VFX channel. Funny and creative videos can be found here! Watch it...cause it's cool! Cya ✌(◕‿-)✌
Views: 120600 Andy Front
history of the entire world, i guess
 
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http://billwurtz.com patreon: http://patreon.com/billwurtz spotify: https://play.spotify.com/artist/78cT0dM5Ivm722EP2sgfDh itunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/bill-wurtz/id1019208137 twitter: http://twitter.com/billwurtz instagram: http://instagram.com/notbillwurtz donate: http://paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=VXTWA8CDYP4RJ soundcloud: http://soundcloud.com/billwurtz
Views: 69624118 bill wurtz
Thats not funny Thats not even the same zip code as funny
 
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Thats not funny Thats not even the same zip code as funny
Views: 1905 rintrah9909
How to Speak Like a Canadian - 21 Funny Canada Slang Words and Phrases
 
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How to Speak Like a Canadian with The Planet D. Our latest travel vlog shows you how Canadians Talk. ►Subscribe: http://bit.ly/1lY0X5y and click the bell to the right for new video notifications each week ----------- Dave and Deb of The Planet D teach you Canadian funny words, Canadian Slang. We also share some Canadian phrases along the way. Canadians know how to make fun of ourselves and this funny video will give you all the tools to navigate speaking with the English in Canada. Even though we sound a lot like Americans, Canadians have a very different way of speaking. We have a lot of slang words and unique phrases. We even have a bit of a different dialect than Americans. In this vocabulary lesson, you learn how to say eh correctly, you learn what a tuque is, why we call our one dollar coin a loonie and more and how to properly order a coffee at Tim Hortons. Enjoy our travel vlog about speaking Canadian? Check out more posts on our Travel Blog. ►Great Canadian Word - bit.ly/ThePlanetDCanada ►Canadian Stereotypes - bit.ly/ThePlanetDCanada2 Words you'' learn in how to speak Canadian are: Eh knapsack Chesterfield Zed Gitch Two-Four May 2-4 Weekend Timmies Double-Double Aboat Mickey Keener Molson Muscle Loonie Washroom Runners Toonie KD Pogie tuque *** ThePlanetD Social*** ►FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/ThePlanetD ►TWITTER: http://twitter.com/theplanetd ►INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/theplanetd ►YOUTUBE: http://bit.ly/1dA7vrV ►ThePlanetD Travel BLOG: http://theplanetd.com/ ------------------ ►Music Courtesy of Killer Tracks Song Title: Cattle Call CD Number: UPM_NM331 Track Number: 2
Views: 422201 The Planet D
Lauren - French exam - The Catherine Tate Show - BBC comedy
 
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Lauren gets worked up over her French exam. Another hilarious moment from Catherine Tate's BBC comedy sketch show.
Views: 10231276 BBC Studios
CS:GO moments that are actually funny
 
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just kidding hahahahahahahahahahahaha 👌 Subscribe to SwaggerSouls: https://goo.gl/CwWgxo FOLLOW ME EVERYWHERE ▼ ♦ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodguyfitz ♥ Twitter: https://twitter.com/GoodGuyFitz ♠ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/fitz ♣ Snapchat: GoodGuyFitz ➧ Discord server: https://discord.gg/fitz ➧ MERCH: https://fitz.fanfiber.com/ FRIENDS IN THE VIDEO ▼ ▸ Grizzy: https://goo.gl/TCUZ2j ▸ RaccoonEggs: https://goo.gl/mmRr9x ▸ John: https://goo.gl/8CWqbE ▸ Kryoz: https://goo.gl/DKcr4e ▸ SMii7Y: https://goo.gl/kdT0CD Music ▼ ▸ Wii Shop Theme: https://goo.gl/YvuyNf ▸ Catmosphere - Candy-Coloured Sky: https://goo.gl/FX6SOz
Views: 10152422 Fitz
Life is Fun - Ft. Boyinaband (Official Music Video)
 
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:)...just don't think about it too much Big thanks to Dave for making this song into a real thing ➤ https://www.youtube.com/boyinaband Behind the scene video ➤ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqZSV5sFeZI ITUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/life-is-fun-single/1413809363?app=music&ign-mpt=uo%3D4 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/album/7gbrL22nlUn2WGFHX1kA6J?si=7m9-4-G9QR27j-OVVq1OpA Animation breakdown ➤ https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=Xnv7JGqjaAo Background art Timelapse ➤ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlOeY4BEFUs Colorers/Animators Rushlight invader ➤https://www.youtube.com/user/RushLightInvader AntiDarkHeart ➤ https://twitter.com/AntiDarkHeart PajamaParty Doodles ➤ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCR0O-1cvuPNxDosvSDLpWHg ToonCee ➤ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9L3VJUMynz7d_L7KXzukIg Thanks to Oxygenbeats for the awesome instrumental ➤ https://www.youtube.com/user/OxygenBeats Additional help with storyboarding ThePivotsXXD ➤ https://www.youtube.com/user/ThePivotsXXD GrittySugar ➤ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCf5ATQg8F0Hufd1Q3qIIlUg Zalinki ➤ https://www.youtube.com/user/Zalinki Animated Carl ➤ https://www.youtube.com/AnimatedCarl Hexrin ➤ https://twitter.com/hexriin order my book ➤ https://www.changinghands.com/book/97... Twitter ➤ https://twitter.com/Theodd1sout Second Channel ➤ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0GL... Website ➤ https://theodd1sout.com/ Lyrics: Ahhh! Such a beautiful day The sun’s shining in a beautiful way gonna take a shower, brush my teeth and Life is ultimately meaningless ....Uhh (cough)... but I'll get out of the house Get on the road, top down, hands out Put on my favorite song and nod to the rhythm The planet’s being destroyed by your carbon emissions But I- I- , I’ll head to class try my best on every test til I pass and my grades are screaming in my face - Ayyyy 98 percent of what you learn is a waste. I get to hang out with all my friends My friends are the friendliest friends Can't think of a better way to spend my time Your brain is flawed and all your friends will die Nevermind! I’m alive in the greatest nation! So proud of- the exploitation of natives This graceful bird means freedom for all Tell that to the slaves and bald eagles aren't bald I can live in the moment, milk every second at any time you could get clinical depression But I'll just be happy, no matter what’s in store it’s quite genetic and we have no cure uhh- at least (CHORUS ) We are young not for long Life is fun It only goes downhill We gotta make the most of it, Make the most of it or you'll regret it We are young For now Life is fun for some people We gotta make the most of it, Make the most of it Good luck Woo! I got a brand new job today! Doin stuff that'll help the economy I'll save money and buy things at the store Banks can crash and capitalism is flawed And it’s all because of my hard work And the thousand advantages you lucked into at birth I put a lotta effort in my resume! Good thing you don't have a black person’s name I'm proud to be a functioning member of society Finally, I can be the citizen I dream to be part of the community, contribute with my tax What could possibly stop me? The shrinking middle class I’ve at least got a nice stable job Until it’s outsourced to china or replaced by a robot OH GOD- Well then I could relax a bit You'll be empty with nothing to distract from it But man I'm a passionate graduate I can be different and I have a career paths to pick from I could be a rapper or an animator if I'm lucky Neither of those will make you happy, trust me I'm able to choose what I pursue You're a slave to people born richer than you Then screw it, I'll keep going in then I'll party on the weekend and sing Thanks to autotune (CHORUS ) Life is a wonder You’ll never know the answer Nature is a miracle Natural disasters It’s good to be alive You could wake up with cancer But I'm healthy Healthy people still get cancer I love this show It’s the last episode The sun is shining It’s going to explode Every species is beautiful and unique though Children have malaria thanks to mosquitoes I met a cute girl with a ponytail Statistically that relationship is going to fail I have a wonderful family, it’s like no other You're not special and one day you'll bury your mother No matter what I can find a home! We. Will. All. Die. Alone. There’s amazing potential in every human on earth There’s no escaping the heat death of the universe I don't have to live life based on negative parts No matter how bad they are, they're just thoughts Yeah that’s fair wait really? yeah that seems reasonable wait-wait-wait-wait but you were just telling me whatever man, I dunno, live your life how you want, I'm not forcing you to do anything, I'm just saying. Oh...Well in that case... (CHORUS )
Views: 79612341 TheOdd1sOut
Calboy - Envy Me (Official Video)
 
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Calboy "Envy Me" out now!: http://smarturl.it/EnvyMe iTunes: http://smarturl.it/EnvyMe/itunes Apple Music: http://smarturl.it/EnvyMe/applemusic Spotify: http://smarturl.it/EnvyMe/spotify Amazon: http://smarturl.it/EnvyMe/az Google Play: http://smarturl.it/EnvyMe/googleplay Tidal: http://smarturl.it/EnvyMe/tidal Follow Calboy: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/147Calboy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/147calboy/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/147Calboy #Calboy #EnvyMe #Official Video
Views: 113560855 CalboyVEVO
Danish language
 
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From a norwegian TV show called Uti Vår Hage
Views: 7614025 snurre
Lil Dicky - Too High (Official Video)
 
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Last video off of LD's debut mixtape, "So Hard". Download the free mixtape at: http://lildicky.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/LilDickyRap Twitter: https://twitter.com/lildickytweets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky Directed By - Mickey Finnegan www.mickeyfinnegan.com twitter.com/mickeyfinnegan Produced By - Jenn Khoe Cinematography By - Robert Lam www.bobbydp.com Edited By - Kane Richardson www.scrypictures.com Animation By - Simon Chan www.scrypictures.com Lyrics - Verse 1 Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum dicks Im wit ma team in this bitch, and we all getting lit I mean the weed hella loud, like a teenage chick And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja And now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong And the dope im on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong Getting real high Watching funny videos of bill nye Tell me that this jam isn't still fly -- Bill nye theme song now im getting hungry than a muthafucka put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400 whered I put that honey mustard lookin all around the cupboard for that muthafucka until I discovered a custard, I covered wit butter from last week. How long do them thangs keep? Guess I better ask jeeves go get ma computer but im staring at the damn screen Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed Now ya man is fucked... Chorus And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff but I think im way too high and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit but I think ma brains too fried and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it im praying that I make it afraid im goin to dieeeee I'm too blazed, it's too late to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high Verse 2 now im freakin out up in this bitch cant control it and ma homies passin round another spliff so I bolted to the BR Consulted with the mirror Lil Dicky please step up, you pathetic Cuz the weed in you beating you then all a sudden im on the toilet beating ma penis blue but I aint cummin because as im imagining fucking something that pretty girl im humping becoming my fuckin cousin, or mother or brother or some other fucking disgusting person ma brain is bein strange, cuz im high as a plane I aint deranged, im just saying it's a violent strain So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that shit Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script How the fuck a human being wanna fuck a Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing Man im high as fuckkkk Chorus And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff but I think im way too high and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit but I think ma brains too fried and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it im praying that I make it afraid im goin to dieeeee I'm too blazed, it's too late to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high verse 3 rock hard cock, cuz im watching katy perry in her video the whole world's made of candy damn...I aint even got no candy so now at the fucking c store where ya man be torn than a mafucka peanut eminems or a twix cant commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands goddamn now im weary of the man -- yeah the cashier homeland, Nazir! s-s-s-so damn tweaked I cant even cross the mothafuckin street gotta wait until that muthafucka's green now im back up at the crib, and im laughin at giraffes long necks gotta shit, but the path to the bathroom is complex crafted a long text, took about an hour took a scary shower, now im sitting naked on the ground man im fucked up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up. This sucks im high as fuck. Chorus And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff but I think im way too high and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit but I think ma brains too fried and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it im praying that I make it afraid im goin to dieeeee I'm too blazed, it's too late to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high outtro Beat - Holy Water by The Game (check out the Game's stuff on itunes below) https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/game/id261727947 He sampled Mala, changes https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/mala/id26485637 My mixtape is for promotional use only. Just a dude having some fun in his room.
Views: 30748206 Lil Dicky
S1: EP2: The Girls Are Back
 
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With the kickback around the corner, tensions are getting high and Molly continues to act sketch. Directed by Michael Gallagher https://www.youtube.com/user/TotallySketch & Jimmy Tatro https://www.youtube.com/user/LifeAccordingToJimmy Written by Jimmy Tatro https://twitter.com/JimmyTatro Christian Pierce https://twitter.com/ChrisChinPierce Props by: Eric Walbridge https://twitter.com/EricWalbridge Production Company CINEMAND http://www.cinemand.co/ STARRING Jimmy Tatro Cody Ko https://twitter.com/codyko Getter https://twitter.com/GetterOfficial Nick Colletti https://twitter.com/nick_colletti Colleen Donovan https://www.instagram.com/colleenscranium/ Monette Moio https://www.instagram.com/monettemoio/ Monica Joy Sherer https://twitter.com/monicajoysherer Peter Gilroy https://twitter.com/petergilroy Paul Thomas Arnold https://www.instagram.com/paulthomasarnold/ Eric Walbridge https://twitter.com/EricWalbridge Tennile Goosic Aidan Carlo Executive Producer Jimmy Tatro Producers Michael Wormser Jana Winternitz Production Coordinator Aida Lembo 1st AD William Lambe Director of Photography Arjun Prakash B Camera Operator Kasra Shokravi 1st AC Brian White Gaffer Luka Pascalicchio Key Grip Doug Frerichs Sound Mixer Leo Nasca Production Designer Sage Griffin Art Director Justin Robinson Costume Designer Mary Elizabeth Danner Hair / Makeup Devan Weitzman Studio Teacher Stella Pacific Management Editor Nick Smith Color Nick Smith Post Sound Nick Smith Behind the Scenes Kyle Herbert https://www.instagram.com/instakyle/ Special Thanks David Sims Val Surf (Encino) http://www.valsurf.com/
Views: 3532703 LifeAccordingToJimmy
"SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now)" -- A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back
 
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Yoda is not fond of seagulls. Full-length version of the song first seen here: https://youtu.be/UkiI2vM2lfA ITUNES: http://apple.co/2gmEqCi AMAZON: http://a.co/4bgZBa2 Google Play coming soon! Like on Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/badlipreading Follow on Twitter! http://twitter.com/badlipreading
Views: 88725447 Bad Lip Reading
I'm Something Else (Official Music Video)
 
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I’m Something else... SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1lVDBUHFHFGNogAAqnmYDN ITUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/heres-something-single/1456714499?app=itunes&ign-mpt=uo%3D4 APPLE MUSIC: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/somethingelseyt/heres-something NEW LIMITED SPECIAL MERCH► https://creatorink.com/collections/somethingelseyt-by-adam-ortiz Beat by: Foolish Ways and Somethingelseyt Guest Animators: SugarCub- https://www.youtube.com/user/PrincessNeugets Yes-Hi-Hello- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmdiO4vmcBxIxojbha_qJYw?view_as=subscriber Berisoap- https://www.youtube.com/berisoap Background Artist: AntiDarkHeart - https://www.twitch.tv/antidarkheart Storyboard help: MistletoeArt- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCR7GPoPl54ItKoSGon7Fniw twitter ►https://twitter.com/SomethingelseYT Instagram ► https://www.instagram.com/somethingelsegram/?hl=en -Lyrics written 100% by yours truly - I'm kinda mad, sad, shaking in, back forth These hacksaw, slack jaws, kicking in back doors Its awful, stupid chickens pecking debacles With mouthfuls freakin chickens, pissing me off URG I’m lookin at these people who hating, discrete and evil Telling me that I’m never gunna be anything, a cheap voice And I don’t even know what’s goin on anymore Cuz these people lookin at me like I’m stupid…. Irregulore Halt! Putting their words in a vault! Lurkin and jerkin to tear what I’m workin on thinkin it’s getting them off Spitting and scoff Pick on my dreams Thinking I'm joke and missing the ball But what do they mean its going its going it going it’s gone Ha look at me I will do and will succeed If I don't, I don't care I’ll pull down your underwear Ha look at me I will do and will succeed If I don't, I don't care I’ll pull down your underwear Welp, now I’m looking up!... And down at the same time cuz i do not give a WHAT! Now these people looking at me like i am freaking nuts Cuz Ill be preaching what we be seeking, never giving up I'm taking the crash course of beating a dead horse trying to convince (or tell) dorks That I'ma pass that I'ma hash back glad proving them wrong cuz I’ll be silly with it back down to my booshwa Call me Liza Koshy Mad puns Booha Ha look at me I will do and will succeed If I don't, I don't care I’ll pull down your underwear And now I sit down reflect and backtrack To those wack from my past who passed trash Who act bad who say that I'm… nothing.. a cast out Get back in your glass house cuz not only am I something… I'm SomeThingElse Ha look at me I will do and will succeed If I don't, I don't care I’ll pull down your underwear Ha look at me I will do and will succeed If I don't, I don't care I’ll pull down your underwear
Views: 24386206 SomeThingElseYT
She's the Man (8/8) Movie CLIP - I'm Viola (2006) HD
 
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She's the Man movie clips: http://j.mp/1L5k23C BUY THE MOVIE: http://j.mp/JKCUqd Don't miss the HOTTEST NEW TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/1u2y6pr CLIP DESCRIPTION: Viola (Amanda Bynes) reveals her true identity to everyone. FILM DESCRIPTION: A simple case of assumed identity snowballs into a romantic mix-up of epic proportions in director Andy Fickman's contemporary teen take on William Shakespeare's Twelfth Night. Viola Hastings (Amanda Bynes) has good reason for wanting to conceal her identity upon arriving at Illyria Prep School, and with her twin brother, Sebastian (James Kirk), skirting school in an attempt to break into the London music scene, Viola sees her sibling's well-timed absence as the perfect opportunity to assume his identity. When Viola is assigned a shared dorm room with campus cool guy Duke (Channing Tatum), her facade slowly begins to crumble as she begins harboring a deep-rooted crush on her unsuspecting new roommate. The situation begins to take a turn for the worse, however, when Duke reveals his affection toward campus knockout Olivia (Laura Ramsey), who in turn seems increasingly drawn toward the sensitive imposter known as Sebastian. The problem is, the real Sebastian has decided to cut his London trip short, and upon arriving on campus two days earlier than expected, Viola's elaborately executed ruse hits an unexpected hitch that sends the entire situation spiraling into chaos. CREDITS: TM & © Dreamworks (2006) Cast: Amanda Bynes, Channing Tatum, Laura Ramsey, Vinnie Jones, David Cross, James Snyder, James Kirk, Robert Torti Director: Andy Fickman Producers: Marty P. Ewing, Ewan Leslie, Tom Rosenberg, Lauren Shuler Donner, Gary Lucchesi Screenwriters: Ewan Leslie, Karen McCullah Lutz, Kirsten Smith WHO ARE WE? The MOVIECLIPS channel is the largest collection of licensed movie clips on the web. Here you will find unforgettable moments, scenes and lines from all your favorite films. Made by movie fans, for movie fans. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR MOVIE CHANNELS: MOVIECLIPS: http://bit.ly/1u2yaWd ComingSoon: http://bit.ly/1DVpgtR Indie & Film Festivals: http://bit.ly/1wbkfYg Hero Central: http://bit.ly/1AMUZwv Extras: http://bit.ly/1u431fr Classic Trailers: http://bit.ly/1u43jDe Pop-Up Trailers: http://bit.ly/1z7EtZR Movie News: http://bit.ly/1C3Ncd2 Movie Games: http://bit.ly/1ygDV13 Fandango: http://bit.ly/1Bl79ye Fandango FrontRunners: http://bit.ly/1CggQfC HIT US UP: Facebook: http://on.fb.me/1y8M8ax Twitter: http://bit.ly/1ghOWmt Pinterest: http://bit.ly/14wL9De Tumblr: http://bit.ly/1vUwhH7
Views: 64344438 Movieclips
Lil Skies - Nowadays ft. Landon Cube (Dir. by @_ColeBennett_)
 
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Lil Skies - Nowadays ft. Landon Cube http://instagram.com/lilskies http://instagram.com/landonvoncube Directed + Edited by Cole Bennett Song Produced by CashMoneyAP http://instagram.com/_colebennett_ http://instagram.com/cashmoneyap Director of Photography: Cole Schwartz Steadicam: Bailey Pokorny http://instagram.com/coleschwartz http://instagram.com/bayley.pokorny Official Channel of Cole Bennett / Lyrical Lemonade Subscribe for updates on music videos, interviews, performance videos, etc. Cole Bennett http://www.twitter.com/_colebennett_ http://www.instagram.com/_colebennett_ Lyrical Lemonade http://www.twitter.com/lyricalemonade http://www.instagram.com/lyricalemonade http://www.lyricallemonade.com #LyricalLemonade #LLMusicVideo #LilSkies
Views: 228323787 Lyrical Lemonade
Is Reality Real? The Simulation Argument
 
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THAT'S CRINGE: Girl Defined Edition
 
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2016 Lecture 03 Maps of Meaning: Part I: The basic story and its transformations
 
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We inhabit a story, with a particular structure. That story contains a representation of the desired future, compared to the interpreted present. It exists at different levels of resolution, from low-res abstract ideals, down to the conscious microbehaviors that make up our actual interaction with the world. A story tells about a journey from point a to point b. A revolutionary story, a meta-story, describes how one story was transformed by anomaly and crisis into another. --- SUPPORT THIS CHANNEL --- Direct Support: https://www.jordanbpeterson.com/donate Merchandise: https://teespring.com/stores/jordanbpeterson --- BOOKS --- 12 Rules for Life: An Antidote to Chaos: https://jordanbpeterson.com/12-rules-for-life/ Maps of Meaning: The Architecture of Belief: https://jordanbpeterson.com/maps-of-meaning/ --- LINKS --- Website: https://jordanbpeterson.com/ 12 Rules for Life Tour: https://jordanbpeterson.com/events/ Blog: https://jordanbpeterson.com/blog/ Podcast: https://jordanbpeterson.com/podcast/ Reading List: https://jordanbpeterson.com/great-books/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordan.b.peterson/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/drjordanpeterson --- PRODUCTS --- Self Authoring Suite: https://selfauthoring.com/ Understand Myself personality test: https://understandmyself.com/ Merchandise: https://teespring.com/stores/jordanbpeterson
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It's Been 140 Years Since This Catholic Nun Died, but Her Body Is Said to Be Mysteriously Unchanged
 
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Saint Bernadette was born Marie Bernadette Soubirous on January 7, 1844, and her family knew her as Bernadette. Her father, Francois, worked at a mill. Her mother, Louise, washed clothes. Marie was one of nine children. The family was poor, and Bernadette was often sick. This is why experts believe that she grew to be only 4-feet, 7-inches tall. When she was young, she developed cholera. Later, she suffered from breathing problems that stuck with her for her whole life. Because of her poor health, she wasn't able to go to school. This made it difficult for her to learn to read and write. She had very little grasp of the French language. Instead, she spoke Occitan, which is a tongue native to the Pyrenees region where she grew up. Bernadette's family was very poor, and they had to live together in one underground room. Thanks to the generosity of a relative, they lived there rent-free. The area where they lived was once a jail cell. It was known as "the dungeon." Her parents worked very hard to support their family, but it was never enough. Although Bernadette's life was a struggle, she maintained a strong sense of faith. She was often made fun of for failing to memorize her religious studies, yet she didn't let it bother her. She would simply respond by saying that at least she would always know the love of God. This unfaltering faith never went unnoticed by the local clergymen. One priest, in particular, Abbe Arder, was taken with Bernadette. He had very limited contact with her but still called her a flower surrounded in divine perfume. When she was a teenager, it became apparent that she was special. She became famous for experiencing visions of the Virgin Mary. In February 1858, Bernadette was out collecting firewood with her sister and a friend. They were searching in a small cave known as the old rock. It was cold and wet outside, and Bernadette's sister and her friend wanted to cross the river. Bernadette wanted to find a dryer route. She decided that she would take off her shoes and socks to get through the water. When she was taking off her shoes, she heard a gust of wind. Next, she saw a figure appear in the dark cave. She said that the woman was bathed in a sparkling light. She had her arms stretched out and was carrying a rosary. When she prayed with the figure, it vanished. This was just one of a few incidents that occurred that led everyone to believe that she had seen the Virgin Mary. Bernadette was responsible for helping many people being healed of sickness thanks to the spring that she had found. Soon, as word spread, Bernadette received a lot of unwanted attention. To escape attention, she went to a Catholic convent in Nevers, France. Even though Bernadette got what she wanted and was hidden away, her problems weren't over. She was always sick, and when she was 35-years-old, she died of tuberculous. She fought a long, painful battle, but finally, the disease became too much for her. In 1909, 30-years after Bernadette died, experts wanted to dig up her body. They were hoping to find evidence that would explain her seeing visions of the Virgin Mary. They were very careful during the exhumation. They made sure to lift the stone off her tomb carefully before cracking open the coffin. What they found was incredible. When her body was exhumed, the experts were shocked that after being dead for over 30 years, she was still very well preserved. There were almost no signs of decomposition. It's been 140 years since this Catholic nun died, but her body is said to be mysteriously unchanged. According to Roman Catholicism, God allows for the remains of a religiously significant individual to avoid decomposition. If a corpse resists natural decay, it is known as incorrupt. The Catholics believe that this is an indicator that the person was a saint. When her body was exhumed, two physicians, Dr. David and Dr. Jourdan examined the body. They both swore that there was no smell, nor were there signs of visual decay. Both doctors agreed to the examination, saying that even her hair and fingernails were completely preserved. In 1919, the coffin was opened again. This time, there was still no odor, but her skin was a bit discolored. Experts believe that this was due to people touching it in 1909. In 1925, her coffin was exhumed one last time, and her body has been displayed in a glass coffin. Wax molds have been used to disguise the blackish color of her skin and the rest of her remains intact. It truly is a miracle. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subscribe to Facts Verse: http://bit.ly/FactsVerse ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our Social Media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/factsverse/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/factsverse/ Pinterest: https://www.pinterest.com/factsverse6030/ For more videos and articles visit: http://www.factsverse.com
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history of japan
 
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"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise (Official Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise")
 
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Watch the official music video for "Amish Paradise" performed by "Weird" Al Yankovic Music video by "Weird" Al Yankovic performing Amish Paradise. YouTube view counts pre-VEVO: 14,859 (C) 1999 Volcano Entertainment lll, LLC #WeirdAl #AmishParadise #Vevo
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Jay Sean - With You ft. Gucci Mane, Asian Doll
 
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Official music video by Jay Sean ft. Gucci Mane, Asian Doll performing “With You” ►Listen to ‘With You” here: https://JaySean.lnk.to/WithYouYD ►Follow Jay Sean Online Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jaysean Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/jaysean Twitter: https://twitter.com/jaysean Shazam: https://www.shazam.com/artist/20153154/jay-sean Subscribe to YouTube Music: https://JaySean.lnk.to/WithYouYD/youtubemusic “With You” Lyrics: [Intro: Gucci Mane] Jay Sean, yeah Gucci [Chorus: Jay Sean] Even though you know I like it, you ain't nothin' new Even though you know I love it, I'm in love with you I ain't tryna say I like it, girl, you know the truth You know that I fuckin' love it, fucking 'round with you [Verse 1: Gucci Mane] That's my ride or die, I can't even lie Shawty flyer than a pilot and got way too much to hide What she like, Birkin bags and bikes And she don't care about likes (Nah, nah) Twistin' right right, oakwood pokin' out, yeah, that's what I like Outta sight, outra mind Keep them broke hoes out my sight This the night, when we dim the lights, I pound with all my might She so right, we so right, ain't no need to be your type Got that fire, ask her what she drink, she said ""Guwop on ice"" [Pre-Chorus: Jay Sean] I'm sayin' you (Han) I just get my mind off you After the shit that we've been through (Yeah) I just can't stop fuckin' with you I just can't stop fuckin' with you [Chorus: Jay Sean] Even though you know I like it, you ain't nothin' new Even though you know I love it, I'm in love with you I ain't tryna say I like it, girl, you know the truth You know that I fuckin' love it, fucking 'round with you [Verse 2: Jay Sean] I cannot keep doin' this, it ain't safe I did not promise that you'd take my name Told you from day, said that straight to your face Can't be the one if you in second place, it's not that way You start actin' crazy, know that I'll go MIA Been talking Miami, you won't find me out of space Wait, all up in our feelings, wasn't supposed to be that way Wait, I can't escape, yeah [Pre-Chorus: Jay Sean] 'Cause, baby, you (Yeah) I just get my mind off you After the shit that we've been through (Yeah) I just can't stop fuckin' with you I just can't stop fuckin' with you [Chorus: Jay Sean] Even though you know I like it, you ain't nothin' new Even though you know I love it, I'm in love with you I ain't tryna say I like it, girl, you know the truth You know that I fuckin' love it, fucking 'round with you [Verse 3: Asian Doll] Fuckin' with you Fiendin' for attention, leave niggas on read They ain't fuckin' with you Ran through the block, went broke, came up Stayed down, real bitch, put the pussy on you Dreaming 'bout cars, S6, with a Rollie on the wrist Cute face, concrete Girls gon' hate 'cause a bitch gon' slay too fast Baby, just part of all my drip 'Cause I like it, I just fuck wanna fuck He off the drugs, so please don't bite it Feindin' for my love, that he hit me up, baby, I'm excited [Chorus: Jay Sean] Even though you know I like it, you ain't nothin' new Even though you know I love it, I'm in love with you I ain't tryna say I like it, girl, you know the truth You know that I fuckin' love it, fucking 'round with you [Outro: Jay Sean] Fucking 'round with you Fucking 'round with you My baby 'Round with you Video Director: Jamar Harding Video Producer: The Heavy Group Video Editor: Jamar Harding Music video by Jay Sean performing With You. © 2019 Republic Records, a division of UMG Recordings, Inc. http://vevo.ly/xn6rkB
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Billie Eilish Freaks Out While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones
 
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Billie Eilish is the hyper-talented singer/songwriter behind platinum hit singles like "Ocean Eyes" and "Lovely," and her first studio album—When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?—is set to drop March 29th. But how is she with spicy food? Find out as the 17-year-old phenom becomes the youngest guest ever to take on the wings of death. As Billie battles through the spice, Sean Evans busts out a full bag of Hot Ones tricks, including a blind soda tasting and a breakdown of some of Billie's most iconic outfits. BUY THE CLASSIC HOT ONES HOT SAUCE NOW!: https://bit.ly/2Q1VfIh BRAND-NEW HOT ONES MERCH available now: https://bit.ly/2AIS271 BUY your bottle of Los Calientes from Heatonist: https://bit.ly/2LMDxqS SIGN UP for the Hot Ones Monthly Hot Sauce Subscription box: https://bit.ly/2veY50P SUBSCRIBE to the brand-new Hot Ones podcast for extended cuts of classic interviews: https://apple.co/2vAceoH Subscribe to First We Feast on YouTube: http://goo.gl/UxFzhK Check out more of First We Feast here: http://firstwefeast.com/ https://twitter.com/firstwefeast https://www.facebook.com/FirstWeFeast http://instagram.com/firstwefeast Season 8 Episode 7 First We Feast videos offer an iconoclastic view into the culinary world, taking you behind-the-scenes with some of the country's best chefs and finding the unexpected places where food and pop culture intersect.
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NEW ZEALAND SLANG AND PHRASES (Part 2): The Ultimate Guide | 110 Kiwi Slang Words 🇳🇿
 
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The ultimate guide to New Zealand slang and phrases and speaking kiwi! In this video I speed through ANOTHER 110 New Zealand slang words in my New Zealand accent in just 5 minutes so that you can speak like a real kiwi (New Zealander)! Part one HERE: https://goo.gl/Ux4iwT If you would like another kiwi slang or kiwi accent video or for me to show you some funny kiwi phrases or classic New Zealand sayings to help you with understanding New Zealand english, please let me know by commenting below! To go further, a great NZ English dictionary with more nz slang can be found here: http://amzn.to/2yT30F1 THE WORDS LIST Haere Mai – welcome "Gap it" - to leave/exit the situation Piker – someone who backs out of doing something Back in the day - an undetermined amount of time in the past Tukka - food To the days - to a very high level Fairy bread - sprinkles on white bread Scroggin: Commonly known as Trail Mix. A collection of nuts and raisins used as a snack on a hike (also very expensive!). “Have you got some scroggin for our hike?” Dunny - toilet Durrie - cigarette Chook - a term of endearement Crook - To feel sick or unwell. “I felt so crook after all those Pineapple Lumps.” Hard yakka – hard work Rapt - very pleased Whanau - family Pash - french kiss Big bickies - a lot of money Bung - not working anymore Box of budgies - in a very good mood Bust a gut - work hard at something Nigel no mates - someone with no friends Twink - white out or correction fluid Ropeable - furious Drongo - idiot Dropkick - loser Dummy - pacifier Rubber – eraser Flattie – someone you flat with Fortnight - once every two weeks Muppet - idiot full tit - go very fast Shit a brick - be extremely angry or shocked Stoked - happy or enthusiastic Fully – totally – I was fully impressed You’re the ant’s pants - you’re awesome Earbash - to rant or shout Feral - rough person Half pie - imperfect or mediocre Ice block - ice lolly or popsicle Jack up - organise Chuffed - very happy with something Mongrel - rough or ugly person OE - Overseas experience (gap year) On to it - smart person Rark up - confront or provoke Kai - food Pissing down - raining a lot Rough as guts - very run down, unsophisticated Tinny – a tin foil wrap which contains marijuana Flash / flash guy - fancy Gone to the dogs - deteriorated in standard Hacked off - annoyed Get off the grass - no way, I don’t believe you Ka pai - good work Don’t know them from a bar of soap! - I don’t know them or recognize them Random - unexpected / strange person Scarfie - student at the University of Otago Bugger all - hardly anything Keen as - really in The man - a great guy Cheesy - cringe worthy Fizzy drink - soda / soft drink Hokey pokey - honeycomb Tea - evening meal / dinner Shout – to treat, to buy something for someone, as in “lunch is my shout” Skite – to boast, boasting, bragging Sook / Sookie bubba – cry baby, wimp Sprog – child Spud – potato Wally – clown, silly person Sick - awesome Sparkie – electrician Granny flat - self contained unit out the back Pong - bad smell You beauty - you good thing = go you beauty Serviette - Napkin Flannel - Face Cloth Skivvy - high-necked long-sleeved garment Hottie - hot water bottle Kindy - kindergarten / crèche Mozzie - mosquito Chrissy pressies - Christmas presents Cuppa – Cup of tea Bikkie – Biscuit Avo - avocado Devo - devastated Bevvie - beverage Rellies - relatives Ambo - Ambulance Bikie - a motorbike Arvo - Afternoon Sammie - sandwich Brickie - Bricklayer Sickie - sick day Sunnies - sunglasses Veggies - vegetables or vegetarians Softie - someone who is soft hearted Bring a plate - bring a dish of choice Sparrow’s fart – very early in the morning, sunrise Shoot through – pass through quiCkly Get the willies - become frightened Rattle ya dags - hurry up Home and hosed - reach your target or be successful Good as gold - perfect Bugger off - go away Up the duff - pregnant Queen street farmer – sarcastic term for investor in rural land with no knowledge of land use Sausage sizzle - BBQ outside retail stores Gas guzzler - large car that will use a lot of petrol Ra ra ra - etc. This video is about how to speak like a new zealander, how to talk like you're from new zealand, how to speak like a kiwi, kiwi slang, New Zealand slang and phrases. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can join me, Rosie, for even more adventures on Not Even French! If you are interested in French culture, life in Paris, or tales from a New Zealander (kiwi) living a long way from home, please ❤SUBSCRIBE❤ for new videos released each WEDNESDAY! ✌✌ ▼ ▽ FOLLOW ME 📱Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/NotEvenFrenchThough 📷Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/_notevenfrench/ 📱Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/add/rosiekitten
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Charlie Puth - We Don't Talk Anymore (feat. Selena Gomez) [Official Video]
 
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Get "We Don't Talk Anymore": http://smarturl.it/CharlieWDTA Voicenotes, the brand new album, out now: https://Atlantic.lnk.to/VoicenotesID Get Charlie's debut album Nine Track Mind, available now! Download: http://smarturl.it/NineTrackMind Stream: http://smarturl.it/StreamNTM Exclusive Nine Track Mind Bundles Available Here: http://smarturl.it/NTMBundlesYT Follow Charlie: http://www.charlieputh.com http://www.twitter.com/charlieputh http://www.facebook.com/charlieputh http://www.instagram.com/charlieputh Snapchat: @notcharlieputh Director: Phil Pinto
Views: 2252479885 Charlie Puth
Mac Miller - Self Care
 
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Directed by Christian Weber SWIMMING is available now. Get it here: https://ad.gt/swimming
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15 Things You Didn't Know The Purpose Of!
 
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Top things you didn’t know the purpose of! These are the everyday items and things you didn’t know the use for! #14. “Pen Cap”-- You have definitely noticed the tiny hole in the top of a cap and may have used it to try and make a whistle or pretended it was a tiny spyglass. Most people believe this hole has something to do with preventing a pen from drying-out but this is not the case. The hole in the pen cap actually serves as a safety feature. In the event that a small child swallows one, the hole allows air to pass through and reduces the risk of suffocation. #13. “Measuring Tape Tools”-- The modern measuring tape machine is a handy invention that most construction workers and contractors can’t live without, but even some of the most skilled workers might not know it has two incredible yet simple features. First there is the serrated edge on the metal end of the tape. This was put into the design so that if you desired you could put a minor scratch or indentation into the surface you are measuring, in order to give you a marker to make further measurements or designs off of. The other feature is right next to the serrated edge. You may have noticed the small hole that is commonly located in the metal tip. So what’s the purpose of this? Well this is so that if you are measuring something from a point where a nail or screw is you can hook the tape onto the nail and hold the tape in place. #12. “The Quarter’s Edge”-- You probably have spied the hundreds of tiny grooves that mark the outside edge of a quarter but not thought twice about it having a purpose. But these tiny ridges actually once served an important function and no it’s not just so magician’s can get a better grip during coin tricks. Up until recently, historically speaking, the cost of the metals in a coin reflected the coins value so many people took to shaving the edges off of the coins and then used the rest of the coin to purchase items as if the coin still had full value. They would then save up their shavings and melted them together to create new coins or just sell the chunks. In order to combat this, coin minters started putting these ridges on their coins so that retailers could tell whether the coins had been shaved. This practice, though not necessary today, is carried on for the sake of tradition and aesthetic. So why don’t nickels have them? Because no one cares about nickels.
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